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katcoo13: how do some people look so effortlessly attractive

katcoo13:

how do some people look so effortlessly attractive

oldrockstars: becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life (Source: loureeed, via weirdfangirll)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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blogofawesomeasksandprus: In times of trouble, APH Germany comes to me, yelling at me to get my shit together. (via weirdfangirll)

blogofawesomeasksandprus:

In times of trouble, APH Germany comes to me, yelling at me to get my shit together.

(via weirdfangirll)

hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you (via weirdfangirll)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(via weirdfangirll)

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it? repelo-muggletum: (Source: peetalongbottom, via potter-stole-the-lighting)

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

me: I'm so cute me 15 mins later: I hate myself