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toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

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encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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carawill:

starksexual:

why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together

that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open

that’s all, dude
chill 

The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and share tampons and pain pills and lipgloss while talking about all our emotional problems

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christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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